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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 13:33

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Sovereignty Wins 2025 Belmont Stakes, Beats Journalism in Final Triple Crown Leg - Bleacher Report
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Why do I want to suck cock tonight?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Creatine supports brain and muscle health during every stage of life - Earth.com
Loons and Moons
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Orton advances in the King of the Ring after the Paul Heyman Guys screw LA Knight - Cageside Seats
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
How did Trump's ear recover 100% from the "two centimeter wound" we were told of two weeks ago?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Two Ocean Bands Are Warming Faster Than Ever — What This Means for Our Climate - The Daily Galaxy
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Salary you need to live comfortably in Virginia in 2025, according to new study - 13newsnow.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
1-In-100,000 Chance Earth Could Be Yeeted Out Of The Solar System By A Passing Star - IFLScience
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to