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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 13:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Sovereignty Wins 2025 Belmont Stakes, Beats Journalism in Final Triple Crown Leg - Bleacher Report

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Creatine supports brain and muscle health during every stage of life - Earth.com

Loons and Moons

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Empowering Coffeehouse Leaders: Starbucks expands Assistant Manager Role across the U.S. - Starbucks Coffee

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Orton advances in the King of the Ring after the Paul Heyman Guys screw LA Knight - Cageside Seats

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

How did Trump's ear recover 100% from the "two centimeter wound" we were told of two weeks ago?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Stock Market Today: Indexes Mixed On Trump China News, CPI Data; Tesla Rallies On Robotaxi (Live) - Investor's Business Daily

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

‘Star Wars’ Boss Says It’s ‘Remarkable’ the ‘First Print’ of George Lucas’ 1977 Original Was Found and Screened After Decades; Discovery Called a ‘Miracle’ - Variety

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Two Ocean Bands Are Warming Faster Than Ever — What This Means for Our Climate - The Daily Galaxy

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Salary you need to live comfortably in Virginia in 2025, according to new study - 13newsnow.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

1-In-100,000 Chance Earth Could Be Yeeted Out Of The Solar System By A Passing Star - IFLScience

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

We’ve Found Sauropod Stomach Contents For The First Time, Revealing They Had Terrible Manners - IFLScience